Look, given our job as radio personalities, we have to, we have to be orators, we have to find nice ways to put things and different phrases to use to make us sound classy and sophisticated.

But not everybody... I mean, we do our best, I guess. We're kind of bad at what we do so I'm going to educate you guys

So I'm going to educate you guys

10

10 phrases that instantly make you sound classy and sophisticated.

It's too easy to just call someone an idiot.

If you really want to make it count, say this instead.

That innocuous statement gives me pause.

It enrages me to the point of slipping my stocking defut out of my wing tip

and flogging you with it, much in the same way the jockey took his riding

crop to secretariat in the last furlong at Churchill Downs, you buffoon.

I wish I could remember all that.

That is quite the mouthful.

That's not really being nice if you end it with buffoon. I know.

So these are phrases that instantly make you sound classy and sophisticated.

It says instead of saying it was a pleasure to meet you, or rather they say to say it was a pleasure to meet you instead of the hurried nice to meet you.

Oh come on. If I say it was a pleasure to meet you you either made a good impression or you're attractive.

I feel like you truly mean it when you say that.

Nice to meet you.

It's just a courtesy, you know, but yeah.

Pleasure to meet you.

Yeah, you're taking a little deep.

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