This is like if someone was like Eli you do the prayer I would have been like oh hey God what's going on?

You done watching the rapes? Happy birthday! When's your birthday?

We never talk about your birthday. Please stop killing babies. Love Eli. Love?

Yeah, your friends.

Of course you're yours.

God awful movie!

Peace!

Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema and an effort to make the concept of mortality a little more appealing.

I'm your host Noah Luzonz and with me as always is the ever so slightly still jet lag D-live Bosnick E-Li. Good to you to join me sir.

I'm not sure what time it is but I'm glad to be wherever what time it is.

Unfortunately he is not going to be able to join us this week. Family emergency called him away at the last minute. He's hoping to be back in the saddle next week.

But between now and then Eli it's just going to be the two of us. It's kind of romantic this way actually.

Yeah, now that you think of the likes that will Halloween episode two young men lost in the world of Christian cinema.

And one of us already disappeared so it's it's kind of like this shitty movie that we're going to be watching this week called The Lockin.

Now this is a movie that carves out its very own genre somewhere between found footage horror and Justin forgot to turn the camera off.

It's the story of a demon possessed porn oh magazine and there's no need for a coordinating conjunction there because it's about a demon possessed porn oh magazine.

Yes, yes it is. So tell us Eli how bad was this movie?

So you know how you always thought that the acting in the Blair Witch project was too good? Well then strap on in because if you ever thought man all this great acting in the Blair Witch project is distracting me from a shaking camera then the lockin is the movie for you.

And if you ever thought hey you know what I like the Blair Witch project but a demon witch who hunts down teenagers in the woods is too realistic.

Well good for you because the lockin has an even less likely monster to chase teenagers around.

We're assuming there's a monster anyway.

Yeah, not only is this in my opinion the worst movie that we've watched but this may be the single worst thing that ever happened.

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