You guys have been staring at it all day.

It's a beautiful day outside.

And on a day like this, we are always looking for excuses to leave work just a little bit early.

Luckily, your buddy's going to help you out.

The men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten!

So this comes to us from inhersight.com.

In her sight. In her site.

In her site.

Okay.

Yeah.

And these are the excuses to leave work early without raising suspicion.

I got diarrhea.

That's it.

That's number one.

That's number one.

Dude, I get the runs. I've been in there, like, I've been in there for 45 minutes today. It's not fair for anybody. The zipper was stuck. Don't tell me the movie. Not Kevin Costner. Who's the guy on CS? Mark Harmon. You got it. Summer school.

Summer school. Yes.

Have you seen the movie? I have not seen. See this is the whole summer in the bathroom. Big brother who's on the football team. All right. And if you're in summer school, you messed up a class. So the first day, Mark Harmon, he's the teacher. So he's on roll call and he's like calls the guy's name and he's like, I'm not supposed to be here.

So dude's like, he's the teacher. So he's doing roll call, and he's like, calls the guy's name and he's like,

I'm not supposed to be here.

So dude's like, look, man, I don't know, I'm just here for the summer, blah, blah, blah.

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