Oh, we've been talking about pets all day, but you know what?

The thing that we never really come back around to is the thing that all of us pet owners

have to deal with at some point.

The men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten!

Ah, pets. We all love our pets.

There are little bundles of joy that live to annoy us at some point in our lives. Our bundles of many things, yes. And we got a lot of things that we all pet owners have in common. And these are 10 bad things that all pets do. Number 10 being eating dangerous non-food items. Yeah, it's inevitable. I feel like that is... I have a dog and a cat.

The cat, we do not have that problem. The dog, we don't have it much, but if one of the two of them is going to eat something bad, it's going to be the dog. Yeah. I feel like cats, for the most part of like, you think I'm crazy bitch? I'm not eating. That's terrible for me. where dogs are like, if it can fit my mouth, it's edible.

The only thing, there's a couple things that the dog, if it can fit in my mouth, it's edible.

The only thing, there's a couple things that the dog has gotten into.

For the most part, it's the cat.

Really?

Yeah.

Our boy cat, he's going all over the place, and he loves to chew plastic. I don't know what it is, but he, you know, we'll just be walking around the house. and he's just getting after something over there.

The dog, like normal dogs, when there's a lady in the house,

they'll find their way to the garbage can at some point in the back room.

And sticking with that same energy, he will jump into the litter box from time to time, get himself some rocca.

Man, God.

When I had a big dog, the biggest dog I've ever had, he's the one that would eat cat turds,

but we're like kind of the clothes thing. And we knew he'd do it because it's always like stuck in his gums and his fur. It's like, dude, you got to stop doing this. So I just remember coming home from work, I can hear the dog eating the litter. So I kind of slam the door. and he lifts his head up real quick but it's still stuck in the cat,

Little box.

So crap is spilled everywhere

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