In a new survey, 28% of a people admitted that it's been at least a month since they've had quote unquote good sex.

But we also know that sex is into home run every single time. Sometimes awkward things happen.

Good sex are just sex.

And that's where these things happen.

Ten.

Thank you.

Ten.

Awkward Intimate Encounters in one of the few awkward intimate encounters.

In one of the few light moments during my sentencing with apologies,

marriage to my caring, attentive, kind, selfless,

X, I was demonstrating my Canyon Yodeling prowess.

Apparently I was doing something right

because in the words of Monty Python,

she farted in my general direction, fearing rectal residue and pink eye.

The mood was lost. I should warn her new victim.

Forgive me, husband.

He's told me a story before too, man.

He seems a little bitter about it.

Oh, he was.

He's like there was nothing funny about it.

He said she broke into a giggle fit, it's just like,

Do you know what you just did to my face?

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