There's a new study that says a bad night sleep tonight could impact your thoughts into next week.

In to next week.

Damn.

Oh damn.

Yeah.

You're screwed.

Pretty much.

I don't like those odds.

But what could possibly be keeping us up at night?

Diarrhea.

Dreams.

The men's from top 10!

The 10 annoying things that keep us awake.

How about the thoughts inside my head?

It's a dark twisted maze of unscrupulous scenarios and fantastical flights of fancy.

Sometimes I think I just want to cut lawns for a living and get a fresh glass of

eliminated from the homeowner for a job well done. I could train horses. I like

horses. They like me. I should do animal rescue. I could have a farm, make my own whiskey,

and I can sell it and turn a profit and be the next big distiller.

I like to write, maybe I'll write a book, what should it be about.

I like talking to people, I'm a good listener, I could be a therapist and then when my

patient falls in love with me and she thinks I'm cheating on her she slowly

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