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Another thing happened with the Sanchez thing I saw this morning.

The knife, the guy's name was Perry Toll.

Is that a knife?

Yeah, apparently.

That was Sanchez.

Is that a knife?

He worked for a place called Restaurant Technologies, and it's against their policy.

He wasn't supposed to have the knife.

So they're going to fire him?

It doesn't say that, but includes, his rule book includes language restricting the possession

of weapons while performing work duties on company property.

I mean, it sounds like he's driving a truck in dark alleys in downtown all the time.

I get why he probably felt threatened every now and again. Yeah, I get it. I totally get it too, but there's just their policy. Kind of a dumb policy. It won't matter to the Sanchez thing, obviously, but I hope they don't fire this guy. He's going to make some money anyway. Yeah, he'll get plenty of money from Sanchez. Yeah. Oh, dirty. Oh, dirty. All right. So what happened? You got drunk for the first time. He couldn't ride your bike. Fifteen. You impressed some chick? I'm 15. And it's a guy that does afternoons at the radio station. I'm working at the radio station at the time. And he was, and I found out later why he was trying to mentor me.

But I learned a little bit from the guy. But fortunately, I didn't follow him to Hiawatha, Kansas,

because I would probably still be there today. Oh, but he has me over to his house and feeds me

a bunch of boiler makers. This is my first drunk, by the way.

I'm not an experienced drinker at all. Did he want your small ass? No, he wanted to watch my small

ass. I'm convinced now, bang his wife. Yeah. 15? He wanted you to bang his wife?

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