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That's audible.com.uk, and general jackassery.

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Larry checking it. It's called Meat Spin, Larry. You keep calling it meat swing here.

But that sounds even grosser meat swing.

Sounds like a cool genre of music.

Remember the meat swing era?

Late 90s.

In a, in a, in Puss's basement, you know, meat swing.

Thanks for that one, guys.

The initial shock of opening the link. If you don't want to look at the link,

it's meat spin.

It's a guy on guy sex, but it's pretty hardcore visual of what you're looking at.

The initial shock of opening the link met with an audible.

All damn, what the F.

I was wearing the earbuds at work.

But that's not where it ended.

Around 1 a.m. I had a dream.

There was a strange noise coming from my bathroom.

Upon entering, I found the noise,

which sounded like a mostly empty shampoo poo bottle.

Be squeezed repeatedly.

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