It was announced today that a play about Hillary Clinton will open on Broadway next year,

and if it's anything like the real Hillary, it'll run for 30 years and never win anything.

What?

That was the, they had to work on that punchline.

I didn't like the punchline.

She was a US Senator.

And she won the fight to discredit and humiliate Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones and

went into Broadway to sexual assault victims.

She won that battle.

Get to the real news toilet paper on the shoe.

I've seen that story.

Have you seen the picture of the president getting on Air Force one?

Clearly something stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

Viscators are trying to figure that out.

No, I did not.

Not quite as exciting as what Hillary coughed up.

Remember that story back during the campaign.

Right.

It's green.

Also, if you've got attractive hands or feet or a nose or a neck or knees or whatever,

you can make a living off of it.

Oh, I remember the famous sign fell to hand model episode.

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