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I wonder if a turtle dreams of running fast.

This turtle, this pet turtle got loose somewhere in London, England somewhere.

Leonardo, it's been missing nine months.

They found it a mile from the house.

Nine months a mile.

So he was in a full sprint.

Full sprint.

I'm guessing he took a few naps in there.

I love that.

Nine months, a mile he made it, you know.

And he went, damn it.

Oh, I love that they break it down.

Covered a pace of about six meters a day.

Holy, that's slow.

That's not very ambitious. Well, you got to stop and eat, too. You got to chew, nap's slow. So he's not very ambitious.

Well, you've got to stop and eat too. You got to chew, nap. I mean, for a tortoise, that might be very fast. I don't know. And he's finally out of the house, so he'd like to see some things. You get some mile away. Right. Stop and look around. They found him. It took me nine months to walk this way.

I just picked him up and brought him back a mile later.

Okay.

Here you go.

Does it say anywhere damn it's a, no, there's a picture of it. It looks like a regular size tortoise tortoise, a box turtle or something like that. Our turtle can move pretty quick if it was. Well, it ain't that small. Yeah. It's a big turtle. It's a box turtle or something like it looks like. Cumbria tortoise.

Yeah. It's a big turtle. It's a box turtle or something like it looks like. Cumbria tortoise. Yeah. It's Cumbria the name of the town. Cumbria is the name of the species. Okay, got it. Okay. Actually, an alligator snapping turtle. They can grow to a significant size like three feet long.

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