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A nurse has been accused of shoving cheesy nachos down the leggings of her wife.

During a 3 a.m. domestic battery in Florida, of course.

Investors gators say the 40-year-old victim was making nachos with nacho cheese in the kitchen.

Her spouse, Alison Swan, 39, told her she shouldn't be eating that late because she's fat, basically.

Made a comment about her weight, obviously. During the argument that ensued, Swan, who had been playing video games,

living room, walked over to her spouse, grabbed a handful of the cheesy nachos, and shoved them

down the back of her leggings in her ass right there. When the victim, who was also a registered nurse,

subsequently sought to change her clothes, Swan allegedly, now this gets brutal here,

dragged her by the floor, shoved her fingers in her

mouth and hooked her like a fish drug her across the kitchen and beat her up on the floor

damn the mugshot is of the blonde it is national nurses week by yeah happy national nurses

this this is a nursing gun i love there's a picture of her mugshot she's a blonde

she's a yeah she's a she's a rough-ass looking girl but she's skinny but then there's a

bowl of nachos right below or just a picture of the nachos you know it should say not the actual

nachos you know yeah i figured it would have been like a burning situation like the cheese

was so hot that it burnt her legs yeah No, they weren't. She beats her up then to its bands. Yeah, I'm curious what was in the nachos. Because those are just regular cheese nachos. She didn't have the fully loaded nachos? No, she was making them. Right? Because you know, if you're not going to. You should be making, eating out your fat. Did you see what she said to the cops, though? What you say? When police responded to the couple's residence, Swan denied that a physical altercation occurred. She claimed her wife had been in a drunken rage and had thrown the plate of nachos and rolled around and covered herself in nacho cheese. So she lied. Yeah.

Yeah.

However, an examination of the victim's legging revealed what appeared to be nacho cheese on the interior backside consistent with her story.

That sounds fun, though, rolling around at a bunch of nachos, even though she made it up.

This sounds like nacho-typical.

The most of the dispute.

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