Today is the 21st day of the government shutdown,

and Trump spent the afternoon hosting Senate Republicans for lunch at the White House.

Even worse at the end of the lunch, Trump spun around his iPad and made everyone leave him the tip.

And you go to it?

30% of standard.

Ah, yes.

That's the best available in American comedy in 2025, at least out of New York and network television.

Maybe they should have done that Luigi Mangione beaten up by seven lady boys in Thailand.

That might have been right up there alley.

Can you say right up there alley in this context?

Well, a very happy hump day to you and welcome back.

That's in case Bill and Hillary are listening again this morning.

I know they're fond of my radio show.

It's hump day in the Clinton household.

Hillary has to clear out because Bill needs the house to himself on Hump Day.

And here on the Chris Plant Show, we do Mailbag Day.

It's Mailbag Day here as well.

And we've been doing a pretty good job lately of actually

getting the mailbag. I blame you for everything, for everything. I'm pointing at Michael

Percy across the console from me. There's a console between us. We're in a radio studio, after

all, right here in our nation's capital. But it is hump day, and that means Hillary Clinton waking up, face down,

in a pool of her own dried vomit on her linoleum kitchen floor in one of their multi-million

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