okay I know some of you guys are tired of the intro music well if you are just listen

to it again sorry that's a little bit muerto that's a little bit muerto in that

Spanish for death because you die in other countries too in Spain, Portugal, Africa, everywhere

you go you die brother and that's the crazy part and I'm sorry to start us off like

that but that's not what's happening right now right now we are in the live

category we're checking that live box if somebody passed you a note right now

and it said do you live yes or no you would check yes because you're alive

sorry I know some of you guys it's it's a it's a sentence almost you have to deal

with while some people seem to just be able to embrace it and just just be just

just have joy just jumping out of their dang skin you know just like joy is

just repelling out of their armpits and just spelunking out of their nose you

know constantly and some people have that natural joy that's what I call that

that natural joy TNJ not to be confused with TMJ which is lock jaw and lock

jaw is something you could get it was rabies little brother because I grew up

you know a lot of people know in the rabies built a lot of rabies a lot of

lice body bugs you know we had one fellow was always scratching his neck and

they would have to you know put these almost make him like a mummy because he

was scratching his neck so much because he got the body bugs and people get

different types of stuff you know and that's one thing that he got but TMJ was

also it was I think something like lock jaw where you couldn't eat for a while

it was like a diet but one that your basically your central nervous system

enforced a diet on you and you couldn't open your mouth and that was something

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