Then let me do this.

Oh, I gotta tell you about Fradaloni's

A-Sharidware stores.

Certainly hope so.

That's the official hardware store of garage logic.

My Fradaloni's is at Grand in Dale in St. Paul,

but they're all over the Twin Cities.

And it's just a delight to shop there.

They do have helpful people.

That's what I like.

You go into a big box place,

you might wait in line for 40 minutes to find a light bulb.

Not a Fradaloni.

Not a Fradaloni's.

And now from the mayor's office above the boat house,

on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's garage logic.

With rookie on production, Chris Reaver's

director of social media, John Heiden, the newsroom,

and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby coffee shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner,

and keeper of common sense.

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