1 Year Anniversary

Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We did it, 52 weeks straight of hearing Drew and Enya talk about sq*irting sh*t out of their ass and having huge stinky b*lls. Enya recounts a traumatic dream she had last night and drew comes out as a guy who’s obsessed with fireworks. Congrats to whoever has sustained the brain damage that a year of listening to this podcast has caused. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, that's kind of like not a good, not a good fight.
0:20.2	You know what it is, it's an hour.
0:22.2	I was thinking like, you know what?
0:23.2	It's because I'm a man and you're a girl.
0:24.9	Yeah, and I don't have like the will power or like a train.
0:27.4	I just like strong man hand.
0:28.8	I think I'm going to work on my, I'll probably work on my core strength.
0:32.2	No, I have to work on my breast strength so that my arms can like clench her.
0:35.8	Oh, that's actually what's stopping me from clapping.
0:38.0	You just can't touch your hands together because your knockers are so big.
0:41.7	Can you touch your elbows together?
0:42.7	Do you know how to do that?
0:44.7	Wait, I actually can't.
0:46.7	Wait, I would.
0:47.7	It's because your boobs, your big fucking tits are blocking.
0:50.1	My nice wrap.
0:52.1	Welcome to this episode of emergency intercom.
0:55.5	Today, your husband thinks surprise for the people.
1:00.3	Which one?
1:01.3	I'm getting my four skin back.
1:04.4	I don't want it back.
1:05.4	Please give it back to me.
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