1: The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2015

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Will we go to Ava's wedding? Have you ever peed on your own head? What's going on with Mars? Also...AFC Wimbledon?!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the very first episode of Dear Hank and John.
0:03.9	Or as I like to think of it, Dear John and Hank, we are John and Hank Green, and this
0:09.8	podcast is where we, what do we do here, Hank?
0:12.3	This is the podcast where we answer your questions.
0:14.4	We're going to provide some dubious advice that we are not qualified to give, and also
0:20.0	give you all the week's news from both Mars, the planet, and AFC Wimbledon, the 18th
0:25.2	year English soccer club.
0:26.7	But first, John, how about a very short poem for today?
0:30.6	Fourth, fourth tear for the record.
0:32.0	But okay, we're going to start with a Langston Hughes poem for today.
0:34.8	Folks, I'm telling you, birthing is hard and dying is mean.
0:38.8	So get yourself a little lovin' in between.
0:42.5	That brings us nicely, Hank, to today's first question, which is from Lindy.
0:47.8	She writes, dear John and Hank, hey, so there's this girl I really, really like, maybe even
0:52.6	love.
0:53.6	I don't know, this is confusing.
0:54.6	I felt like this for six years, but the problem is that I am also a girl, and she is straight.
1:00.7	How do I stop liking them as more than a friend?
1:04.4	John, I just want to say thank you so much for starting us off with the hardest question
1:09.4	ever.
1:10.8	How do you stop loving a person, John?
1:13.0	Yep.
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