1: The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2015
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
John Green and Hank Green get together for the very first time to answer to answer a bunch of questions. Will we go to Ava's wedding? What college major will help the world most? Have you ever peed on your own head? Will humans eventually colonize the galaxy? What's going on with Mars? Also...AFC Wimbledon?!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the very first episode of Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:03.9 | Or as I like to think of it, Dear John and Hank, we are John and Hank Green, and this |
| 0:09.8 | podcast is where we, what do we do here, Hank? |
| 0:12.3 | This is the podcast where we answer your questions. |
| 0:14.4 | We're going to provide some dubious advice that we are not qualified to give, and also |
| 0:20.0 | give you all the week's news from both Mars, the planet, and AFC Wimbledon, the 18th |
| 0:25.2 | year English soccer club. |
| 0:26.7 | But first, John, how about a very short poem for today? |
| 0:30.6 | Fourth, fourth tear for the record. |
| 0:32.0 | But okay, we're going to start with a Langston Hughes poem for today. |
| 0:34.8 | Folks, I'm telling you, birthing is hard and dying is mean. |
| 0:38.8 | So get yourself a little lovin' in between. |
| 0:42.5 | That brings us nicely, Hank, to today's first question, which is from Lindy. |
| 0:47.8 | She writes, dear John and Hank, hey, so there's this girl I really, really like, maybe even |
| 0:52.6 | love. |
| 0:53.6 | I don't know, this is confusing. |
| 0:54.6 | I felt like this for six years, but the problem is that I am also a girl, and she is straight. |
| 1:00.7 | How do I stop liking them as more than a friend? |
| 1:04.4 | John, I just want to say thank you so much for starting us off with the hardest question |
| 1:09.4 | ever. |
| 1:10.8 | How do you stop loving a person, John? |
| 1:13.0 | Yep. |
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