Last week on Thomas and the Bible. I made a mockery of fair use copyright laws, but if you're hearing this, we must have flown under the radar and Thomas is still in business reading the Bible. Sorry, Thomas. More crap from the James. He says if you respect the village people, then don't be hating on the poor. He disagrees with the Psal about faith, doesn't like tonguing and lets us know that God doesn't like surprises, or the rich. On to the epistle of Peter, an apostle, or a possible Peter, or probably a Peter imposter. He goes back to the well of be good, be holy, and don't be lusty, submit to authority, slaves obey your masters. Basically, God loves you so he wants you to suffer. After all, he so loved the world that he gave us his only begotten Bible. On the plus side, we're down to seven episodes left in this

begotten book. Let's get on with it with Thomas and the Bible.

Yes, Kevin, despite your best efforts, we're still on the air. Damn. All right, did you

put some Beatles songs in there next time? Find the most litigious band, and then that way, it's a sure-fire way to get me kicked off. But you better act now because we're down to, like you said, Kevin, we're down to, let's see, including this episode, what was it?

It was seven.

Ooh.

Gosh, that's scary.

That's weird.

Also, I cannot believe how close the poll is.

I really can't.

Like, it's statistically significant, too.

So, like, the numbers are just really, really close of which books people want me to do,

and that's all there is to it. It's just amazing. I guess that was a stupid statement. I'm just

blown away by, I've been following it as the numbers ticked up. And it's like consistently been the,

you know, there wasn't really swings. There were swings in the

beginning, but after the first, I don't know, maybe 100 votes, it stayed like exactly the same

percentages for the rest of the time, which is really interesting to look at. But anyway,

Thomas in thebibble.com slash poll, your vote probably matters now more than ever because

there are very few votes between the options.

So I also want to say that, you know, years from now, this will look a little dated, but

just launched opening arguments.

Please, I implore you.

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