Last week on Thomas and the Bible, Thomas polishes off a couple of Peters.

These Peters, being apostles, are of course, dicks.

Nothing new here. Women are weak. Everyone should suffer, because Jebus is coming back any minute now.

And when he gets here, he's going to get right to stopping your suffering.

On the two Peter, where the second dick gets Thomas all nostalgic with tunes from his youth. Ah, Thomas has a lawyer buddy now, so bring on the lawsuits. Peter says that their stories are real, not like the other fables. Their prophecies are way more real, except for the false ones. And if you don't understand that, well, you're a stupid head. That finishes off Peters with the new patron count of zero. Come on, you cheapskates,

sign up. After all, there's only six episodes left of Thomas and the Bible.

Ah, great intros as always. Thanks, Kevin. Much appreciated. The intro king, undisputed,

Kevin. Boy, it is just amazing how close to being done

we are. I can't even believe it. We've got a couple of John's. We've got to go to the John

a couple times, and then a Jude, and then Revelation. That's it. That's it. We've only got, yeah, six more episodes including this one.

That is just insanity. I thought I would never be done. But we're not quite done yet. No, first we have to read John. We're going to read First John 1 through 4. It's probably going to be a bit of a shorter episode, just how the way,

once, sometimes when there's those little books, there's like a bunch of empty space between

the, like, titles and headings and stuff. So that makes for shorter episodes. But once we get

to Revelation, that should be pretty consistent for the last three episodes or four episodes or

whatever it is,

because it's just one book.

So here we go.

As usual, John 1, 2, and 3, or 1st, John, 2, John, 3rd.

I don't know.

Kids, come on.

I mean, I laugh at Trump for saying 2 Corinthians, but I also think, kids, come on. I mean, I laugh at Trump for saying two Corinthians,

but I also think, like, come out. And they, they have to make all these fancy names for all this.

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