The Bird Show.

So we got to talking about this video game World of Warcraft a while ago, and this thing,

I mean, it sure sounds like from the outside looking in.

This can get pretty addictive pretty quickly.

Yeah.

If you're simple-minded.

Jeff has been.

He's just jealous because he couldn't get pants on his gnome.

Oregon.

It sounds so creepy.

You couldn't get pants on your gnome, Jeff. I can't put pants on your gnome if I wanted to have a patted gnome. Jeff's having a tough time on World's like a Warcraft. It's a little bit too advanced for him. We saw him get killed by some boarish-looking thing after you tried to put your sword in his butt. I didn't put the sword. He did? He did? That's how you killed it. What I thought was funny is watching him, because we did off air see him fight this boar with his little pantless gnome. And then I love the words giving him a jose man. I don't know how to swing my sword. I don't know how to swing my sword. It should be easy considering I'm not wearing pants.

In this world of Warcraft game, and again, we are simply amateurs talking about this.

But people are spending hours and hours and hours a day on it.

And you build a character and you try to get to different levels.

You can actually pay to get to different levels also.

Can actually hire people to play for you.

Well, I think the little stuff like finding the pants and things that could get boring to a player that, you know, wants to do something more advanced, like the fighting or, you know, searching on a quest for something specific.

They, yeah, they either have a family member. We've heard of people using their children to level up their characters, they call it, or like Bert said, hire somebody to do it. So the idea was if you're, you know, if you don't play World of Warcraft and you're not aware of the rules of the game, you know, back in the day when you played a video game, when your character died, you were done and you had to start the game over again.

Right.

Yeah, those days are over. And you had, remember when you had three lives? Yeah. And as you become better and better at a game, there'd always be a point where you would have to get with your first life or else you would reset and start over. You know what I mean? like it was Super Mario, if you don't get through level 4-4 on your first Mario,

screw that reset right those days are over now if you're in World Warcraft and you're building up this character for years at a time and you get killed I don't know they have like this little ceremony for you where your little gnome type creature sort of fades out then you go to a cemetery and then you start basically from where you were right before you die.

We kind of resurrect. You have to go find your body. Yeah, it's just like real life. You just got to walk from the cemetery. You just walk from the cemetery to your corpse. And you stare at your little dead pantless self. And you're hole again. Yeah. And you push, except end in the computer

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