I saw this on a mutual friend's Facebook page yesterday.

Our friend Larkin, we all love Larkin.

She didn't make it up, but she reposted it.

I thought it was kind of interesting.

You get $100 instantly tax-free, all legal, no catch, except one.

Every day for five years, at a time you choose, say three o'clock in the afternoon.

Oh, you can schedule this. I didn't read that part.

Yeah. You get teleported into a random part of an ocean for 30 seconds, just 30 seconds,

then you're back dry alive if you survived. No gear, just swimwear. Now a thermal suit

if it's freezing, bikini or speedo, depending on the vibe. That's it. No life fest, no floaties,

no vibes, and sea water. First of all, you get out of swim, at least tread water, which is

basically swimming also. One day, might be tropical coral reef. The next open ocean

with something circling beneath you. You get 50 skip days total. Use them wisely. If you're

actually really sick, you get an excuse from the doctor. But still, you owe all five years.

You can't change your mind. You either finish or you don't. Survive five years.

Pocket the money or don't. The sea decides. Here's a problem with that. I saw everybody

pretty much said yes on her page. For how much money? 100 million. But every day. I just love that

you have to go snap your finger and just do this.

You have to make your arms.

I'll be right back. But just say, we've seen, you know, like, like, oh, the crab ships in the middle of something. See, that's death. Oh, yeah. Even 30 seconds, that's death. You're not going to make it through that. Without a shark,

no shark bite your leg,

you're just stuck in the Bering Strait's or whatever. 30 seconds, that's death. You're not going to make it through that. Without a shark, no shark bite your leg.

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