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23-year-old Avalon Sapp

S-A-P-H

She's an only fan's chick

Pretty hot

It's paid 200 bucks

To send videos that were so farting on camera

Now this is the thing I want to know about this

What's the last name?

Saff. S-A-P-H. Avalon Saff. Known to her fans as Lana. Lana, right. Because that makes

sense. Yeah. Avalon, Lana. Lana.

Oh, gotcha. Got you. There's your sense. Get the cream cheese out of your ears.

Why?

You must have gotten a full night's sleep.

You think that doesn't make sense.

Not last night.

So it turns out when you have like 21 hours in a day, it's a really long day.

And aside from, you know, sitting in a lot of airports,

I got up yesterday morning. Was it yesterday morning? Yeah, it would have been yesterday morning. And I'm, I hadn't taken advantage of the beach the whole time. I was there and I'm five minutes for the

beach. Well, yeah, you got to get, you got to at time, you have to at least go look at the beach. Right. So I was there and I'm five minutes from the beach. Well, you got to get, you got it.

At any time, you have to at least go look at the beach. Right. So I go down and I'm yesterday morning. I got a little time to kill. I'm going to take a walk along the beach. Yeah, cool. And the walk along the beach went a lot longer than anticipated because I kept going south following this pod of orcas that were not too far from the shore.

Oh, wow.

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