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Yesterday we had a little discussion about squirrels and I was the one.

Really?

Really thought that squirrels are kind of prickish. We talked a lot about squirrels. We talked a lot about squirrels and I was the one really thought that squirrels are kind of prickish.

We talked a lot about squirrels.

Not really a fan about squirrels.

And Andy writes, Todd is a dog lover and a squirrel hater.

I might suggest adding a Belgian melonwa to his pack of dogs.

I'm familiar with these dogs.

One of our friends has a Belgian mellowa. Melanwale. Melanwa to his pack of dogs. I'm familiar with these dogs. One of our friends has a Belgian Melo-Wa. Melan-Malewa. What is that? They look kind of like a German Shepherd. They're the police dogs. The ones that you see running and jumping and climbing the wall like 30 feet and... Got it. Yeah. Those are Belgian Malinwas. They're police and military dogs. They're incredibly athletic dogs.

I have one of those little affers don't dare touch the ground in our yard because the dog can and does catch them. Every time I let them outside, there's a symphony of squirrel cussing from the trees.

You guys have talked about how athletic these dogs are before, and I can confirm last summer.

I kept finding dead birds in the yard. We have some big trees and birds have to fly under to get out of the yard. I've seen this dog from a standstill shoot about six feet in the air and catch a low-flying bird mid-flight. This guy's got to clean up a lot of dead animals. That's why they're the military and police dogs. I can also confirm, and I'm glad he puts this paragraph in here.

If you mention this on the air, people do their homework before adopting any dog, especially a working breed.

These dogs require insane amounts of mental stimulation and training.

They're incredible dogs, but you have to have the time to spend with them.

They're extremely intelligent.

I have yet to see them eat a dog turd, so no worries for Nick, thinking about a dog chewing a warm turd, getting booze stuck in his teeth.

Andy's a dick. I like him. Love the show. I like it. And I'm glad you mentioned, yeah, they're pretty high-maintenance dogs.

Here's a deal with that. A few of a dog that kills everything like that, and then does the wife, you're listening, Andy, does a wife come in, let the dog lick her face? You know? I don't let dogs lick my face. Once in a while, let her lick the cheek, Chloe does. But she doesn't eat. I mean, they dogs lick their butt. I get that. but she shouldn't eat an animal in the backyard. But do the dogs like your butt?

It's going to be your butt. Yeah, because a dog's mouth is not clean, whatever, that's a wife's tail, you know. No, they never brush their teeth. No, it's brutal, you know. They have a lot of germs, especially from eating dead birds in the yard, or squirrels for that matter.

But good for this dude's doing.

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