He's here.

Now broadcasting from the underground command post.

Deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker somewhere under the brick and steel of a non-descript building.

We once again made contact with our leader.

My love, Dan.

Hello everybody, Mark Levin here.

Our number 877-3813811-8773813811.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the every cable news channel that covers the news has a countdown clock to the shutdown.

And they're all wrong.

Under six hours to the government shutdown midnight tonight.

Now, what I'll do with respect, you know where most federal bureaucrats are as I speak.

They're at the dinner table.

Where they've gone to the movies.

It's Friday evening, almost Friday night on the east coast for Washington DC is located.

The heart and soul of the Federal of Iathen has already shut down.

I'll prove it to you. Go ahead and make a call to the Department of Energy.

Make a call to the Department of Agriculture.

Make a call to the Environmental Protection Institute.

You see, the government's priorities well.

They simply don't exist on the weekends at night.

We're on government sanction holidays.

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