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The California fires have really done something serious to the brains of many in MAGA.

Now, of course, we've already talked about the human cost and the animal cost and the environmental cost

and the financial cost of these fires.

But another cost of sorts seems to be the destruction that these fires are causing to the

synapses in the brains of people like Marjorie Taylor Green,

Lara Trump, Laura Trump, Laura Trump, you know, the woman, something seems to be

malfunctioning. And I want to talk about a little bit of that today.

Marjorie Taylor Green is bravely demanding that no, not a Jewish space laser, but rather

weather manipulation be used to simply stop the fires.

It's sort of like the folks who said, listen, Trump should just

ban the virus and then we could be done with the pandemic. Similarly, similarly nonsensically,

Marjorie Taylor Green is saying, just use the weather manipulation techniques that are out there

to end the fires once and for

all. Of course, Marjorie Taylor Green's meteorological expertise seems to rival a broken

umbrella in a windstorm. Her latest bout of cloudy thinking is as follows with regard to cloud seeding.

She put out an excretion on her ex-account, where she said, quote,

Why don't they use geoengineering like cloud seeding to bring rain down on the wildfires in California, they know how to do it.

Of course, there's one problem with that, which is that to seed clouds to cause rain,

you need clouds.

And of course, the problem is that there are no clouds in L.A LA other than what might look like clouds, which

is the absolutely horrifying residue from the fires themselves and smoke and ash, etc.

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