4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Join Riese and our guest co-host, director/writer Carly Usdin (who autowin fans will remember from Riese’s original L Word Recaps) AND our special celebrity guest, writer/actor/comic Brittani Nichols, for this week’s episode of “To L and Back,” in which Bette and Tina join Dan Foxworthy’s Special Social Group for Problematic Parents, Jenny’s college buddy comes to town with binoculars and an appetite for spy work, Dana tries to explain to her parents that it’s okay to be outdoorsy, and we finally get to attend West Hollywood’s hottest dance party, TWAT THE NIGHT. Don’t forget, little figs: everyone has feelings for their girlfriends but it doesn’t mean we have to act on them!
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0:00.0 | Girls in the tight, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
0:10.0 | squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. |
0:19.0 | It's the way that we live. It's the way that we live. |
0:21.6 | And I'm Reese and welcome to a very special episode of To Ellen Back. It's really special because I have a substitute co-host and a special celebrity guest. |
0:50.0 | My co-host is Carly. Carly, do you want to say hi and introduce yourself? Hi, everyone. |
0:56.0 | I'm Carly Euston and I'm here to fill in for Kristen Russo. |
1:02.0 | That's all Carly is. She's just to substitute Kristen. |
1:04.0 | Say something about yourself, like your favorite food. |
1:07.0 | I like French fries a lot. |
1:09.0 | Oh, I do too. |
1:10.0 | I love French fries. I know that about you. Yeah, and you like French fries a lot. Oh, I do too. I love French fries. |
1:11.8 | I know that about you. |
1:13.0 | Yeah. |
1:13.5 | And you like French fries too. |
1:16.0 | Brittany, what's your favorite food? |
1:17.1 | I'm Brittany Nichols and I also like French fries. |
1:19.2 | But my favorite food, I would have to say, is pizza. |
1:22.6 | Oh. |
1:23.0 | Pizza is, was I was going to say pizza and then I remembered French fries. |
1:27.1 | It's like number one, number two. |
1:28.7 | But Brittany is a celebrity. |
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