1.08: L'Ennui
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Do you need a bath? Well then, you and Jenny have something in common! This week on The L Word, all tights are off and the yacht party is ON. Also: the girls stage a very important intervention with Bette and Tina in hopes of saving them from sinking into the deep, sticky quicksand of boring pregnancy conversations, Kristin has an incorrect opinion about warm milk, Dana and Lara cry in a restaurant, Lisa sent Reiki vibes to Alice and wonders if she heard them, everybody gets very drunk, people dance in various ways, there’s some full-frontal nudity, and Shane has deep thoughts about love and marriage. For those riveting events and so much more, you will not want to miss this week’s episode of To L and Back!
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Episode Mixed & Edited by Lauren Karen Klein
Produced by Riese Bernard, Lauren Karen Klein, and Kristin Russo
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hi. Hello. It's us assaulting your ears before you get the beautiful theme song for today's |
| 0:06.8 | episode of To Ellen Back. Reese, are you here? I'm here. Are you full to the brim of facts and figures for us? |
| 0:13.5 | Yes, we have some very important updates regarding a prior episode that we recorded, which was lawfully 107, right? |
| 0:23.2 | Or no, 106. |
| 0:24.6 | 106. |
| 0:25.4 | 106. |
| 0:26.2 | Thanks to our readers, we have been informed of a few things that we would like to tell you. |
| 0:32.1 | Also, I like that you said thanks to our readers. |
| 0:34.5 | I guess that is true because of autostraddle, but also used to saying readers, however, they are technically listening. Yes, sorry, listeners. |
| 0:43.5 | Thanks to our listeners. I get so confused between all of the senses, you know. |
| 0:47.9 | Thanks to our tasters. That was literally going to say thanks to the tasters. Thanks to our feelers. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay. Our touchers. Wow. Our tasters. Thanks to our feelers. Okay. |
| 0:54.7 | Our touchers. |
| 0:55.8 | Wow. |
| 0:56.6 | Our smellers. |
| 0:57.3 | Thanks to our smellers. |
| 0:58.5 | We know the following things. |
| 1:01.2 | One is that when the cop referred to pouring gasoline onto a woman's face, I thought he literally meant pouring gasoline on a women's face. And I had commented that |
| 1:12.8 | that's a weird thing for him to be familiar with. As one would not often, you know, light women |
| 1:18.9 | on fire. However, you would hope. Thanks to Carmen, a reader, we now know that to pour gasoline |
| 1:26.1 | on someone is slang for to ejaculate on someone. |
| 1:30.4 | And it's also true in Spanish, which is what that daddy Yankee song, Gasolina, is about. |
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