Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking,

squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming.

This is the way, it's the way that we live.

It's the way that be it's the way that be

and I'm

Hi, I'm Reese and I'm Kristen.

And this is to Ellen Back.

I wasn't supposed to say and, but I kind of nailed it.

Welcome to the second week in a row in which I thought we were recording at a different time than we are actually recording,

which means I have arrived, very prepared, fully refreshed, hydrated at the top of my game, and ready to talk about

taking the meat.

Oh, seriously?

You didn't even say the title of the episode before I had to hear that shit again?

I mean, they didn't.

True.

So today's episode is called Lawfully, and it was written by Bonafide Lesbian, Rose Trochet,

and directed by Bonafide Man, Daniel Minahan.

And I know what you're thinking.

It's a man.

Hmm.

But here's the thing.

This guy has worked on a ton of amazing shows. Like he worked on Six Feet Under, True Blood. I mean, I don't like Game of Thrones, but some people do. I do. Everyone does but me. And also he was the A.D. and writer for I shot Andy Warhol, which is like an incredible indie film with a lesbian attempted murderer.

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