1.05: Lies, Lies, Lies
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2019
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Alice’s eccentric mother Lenore is here and ready to lie because, at least according to Jenny’s Professor Nick Whatever, “everyone’s a liar, dear.” But are they? Or has Hector Projector STRUCK AGAIN? Also: why is Bette being so mean? Who puts pee on a plate? Did Tim remember to DVR the slalom performance? Why isn’t Lara more excited about Dana’s incredible orgasm? Did Riese notice that Mr. Piddles was in the frame? This week we will tackle these questions and so many more as we discuss “Lies Lies Lies,” which was honestly a very dark episode of The L Word.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
| 0:10.0 | squirting, ranting, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
| 0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. It's the way that be it's the way that be |
| 0:22.6 | and this is and this is I'm not. And I am Kristen. And this is... And this is... |
| 0:38.1 | I'm not supposed to say, and this is... |
| 0:39.8 | Go ahead, go ahead. |
| 0:40.7 | And this is... |
| 0:41.7 | To Ellen Back. |
| 0:43.4 | I think it's the best so far. |
| 0:47.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.6 | Okay. |
| 0:51.8 | I'll go with that. |
| 0:53.4 | To Ellen Back is an autostradled podcast where race Bernard and I are discussing |
| 0:58.4 | the L word one episode at a time, mostly spoiler-free. Holy shit. This week's episode is called Lies, |
| 1:07.2 | lies, lies. It was directed by Clement Virgo and written by Josh Center, who is known for |
| 1:14.7 | his work on Desperate Housewives. Interesting. Yeah. This is the one where Bet is happy in spite of |
| 1:21.1 | work problems. Dana's paranoia continues and Alice's mother problems escalate. Dun dun. If I were describing this episode, I would say this is the one where Jenny and Marina |
| 1:32.9 | fuck in a unisex bathroom stall. |
| 1:35.3 | Yes. |
| 1:35.5 | And the one in which I wish Laura Perkins was more excited about making Dana female ejaculate. |
| 1:41.3 | Yeah, that was so weird. |
| 1:42.4 | I mean, we'll get there, but that was so weird. |
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