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Dragon Friends

#1.02. It Like She Me

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Dragons, Actual Play, Comedy, Dungeons, Dnd, Dnd5e, Improv, Rpg, Australian

4.9609 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2015

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Languishing in prison for a crime that they - against all odds - didn’t actually commit, the Dragon Friends hatch a plan for escape. (Spoiler: Plan is just senseless murder)

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0:00.0

Last story's just beginning our adventure never ends.

0:04.3

The saga of the heroes that they call the Dragon Friends.

0:08.0

Hi podcast listeners, Ben here, the man of at least two voices.

0:12.1

Just bringing you all up to speed on the story of the Dragon Friends so far.

0:28.6

In the sleepy town of Daggerford, we meet our three adventurers, Bobby Pancakes, the Halfling.

0:31.2

I'm a thief, so I'm very, very sneaky.

0:33.3

Frizo, the homeschooled wizard.

0:36.8

The little thing about me is, I've never left the temple, so... And Filge, the Halfork.

0:38.3

She thinks she has a body that was built for sex.

0:40.7

If sex is like smashing someone's head in with a hammer, which it is for her.

0:45.6

Down on their luck and in desperate need of cash, our adventurers decide to audition as entertainers at the Duke's birthday rebel.

0:54.3

But before they can audition, they meet a fellow performer, a young magician.

0:58.5

I am lettered swiftfique.

1:01.6

Who, Frizo, who isn't great with new people, immediately murders.

1:06.0

Can I cast a witch bolt at Leonard?

1:09.8

After doing this, they are detained by the Duke's scheming brother while they await trial.

1:15.0

Okay, should we try and escape?

1:16.3

They break free of their confines and sneak out into the castle.

1:19.7

Some sneakier than others.

1:21.3

Hearing naught but the pitter-patter of tiny feet and the clank, clank, clank, of a half-walk

1:26.8

that refuses to take their boots off.

1:28.7

It has tambourines for hands. Only to stumble upon the body of the Duke. And so our heroes are

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