#1.01. The Audition
Dragon Friends
Dave Harmon
4.9 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2015
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Come gather round my children. I've a tale that you should know. |
| 0:04.6 | How the fates did charm three heroes, and they failed their saving throw. |
| 0:09.2 | For their destiny was calling, and they knew it must be grabbed. |
| 0:13.7 | There are dungeons to be delved in, there are dragons to be stabbed. |
| 0:18.1 | Last story's just beginning. Our adventure never ends. |
| 0:22.3 | The saga of the heroes that they call the dragon friends. |
| 0:26.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome the dungeon master, David Harmon. |
| 0:34.5 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:36.2 | Thank you for coming out. |
| 0:40.4 | My God, this is the first time we've ever done one of these. |
| 0:47.1 | So it's really amazing to see how many people answer the summons when a Dungeons and Dragons Comedy Night is in. Can we please hear it for our bar tonight, Benny Davis from the Axis of Awesome. |
| 0:56.7 | I can't do this alone. Can you please put your hands together for the man who will be helping |
| 1:00.2 | me by playing every other character in this campaign. You know him from Story Club and maybe |
| 1:05.1 | from the ABCs. The checkout is Ben Jenkins. |
| 1:18.5 | Thank you. Thank you. I forgot that I already had a beer. And so... Now you have two beers. A lot of the characters will be drunk. We have three great Sydney |
| 1:25.3 | comedians who have all, as I said, never played Dungeons and Dragons, |
| 1:27.9 | but that's not going to stop them giving it a red hot go. |
| 1:30.9 | So first of all, can you please welcome to the stage? |
| 1:34.3 | You may know her from BuzzFeed Australia. |
| 1:36.8 | It is Alex Lee. |
| 1:42.3 | Keep that going for national theatre sports Sports Champion Simon Greiner. |
| 1:48.0 | And the man from Good Game TV well played is Michael Hing. |
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