The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Morning Announcements for September 5th, 2019 at George W. Bush Jr. High.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Good morning, Tara Hot.

This is George W. Bush Memorial Junior High School.

Today is September 5th, 2019.

I am your principal, principal John Hamburger, joined here by two members of the teaching staff.

Mr. Clipspringer.

Let me correct you right there, Mr. Hamburger.

It's a, I changed my name legally to Mr. Hypebeast, yeah.

All right, I'm looking at my paperwork here.

It looks like that hasn't been legally cleared or I'm not sure.

I still see Clipspringer.

I'm sorry.

So you say, Mr. Hype Beast. Let's go with Mr. Hypebeats.

Let's just consider ourselves on deck, baby.

Let's go ahead and get started.

Warm it up.

Yeah, Revit.

Did you get married or something or are you just?

Just legally changing my name, just trying to get the kids to like me.

All right, well, you know, they don't have to like you.

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