#096 The Trisand Effect Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In this episode - Rhys is ahead of his time, Dan is listening to the band 'The Lip Slitsticks' and Buttons employs the 'Trisand' effect - making it highly likely that this will be the most listened episode ever! Also In here there's old men failing at reminiscing, Goonies Tridems, buried Mash, banned books on banned books, cheap top-secret Chinese military cartoons, free bee heaters, juvenile 'not-so-big' Bigfoot foot prints found, Turing test gets a pass, and the scariest sound of all time goes up against the loveliest sound of all time... and a Sasquatch caller!

P.S - An important message from Rhys' publicist "DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!"

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, non-stop sunshine. Music The Crypted Factor, with Reese Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:59.0	The Crypto Well, use advanced robotics to extend my limbs, turning me into a cartwheel with my cohorts fixed on either side, power peddling this
1:29.4	wheel of wonder through the streets of space and time, because, bring, approaching on your right,
1:36.8	we're back.
1:39.1	Yeah.
1:41.3	Very nice.
1:42.5	Approaching on your right.
1:44.3	Yeah.
1:44.9	The amount of people that were just listening to that walking along a path and expecting a bicycle, you on a bicycle to come racing up from behind.
1:52.4	Two nerds glued to the side.
1:55.7	If I can just turn one head, then I'll be happy.
1:59.5	Oh, you can turn more than one head, buddy.
2:01.6	Remember that time that we almost bought that tricycle that used to be in the
2:06.8	classic old British comedy series, the Goonies?
2:10.0	The goodies.
2:11.6	The Goonies.
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