#095 The Magic Bank Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This episode has the team in their usual places... that is if you can count Buttons being somewhere unusual as usual. You'll find news of hidden microphones and camouflaged cigars, Ray Jay getting busy changing the fabric of time, Magical Banks getting full of tellers, underground dino-aliens from Harvard... along with lots of family Cameos! We also cover fake thylacines and yet another Nessie hunt! Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Members of the Wicked cast and orchestra, this is your call to the stage.
0:04.0	Stand by, House Lights Down.
0:07.0	Welcome to this performance of Wicked.
0:10.0	How I have the fighting gravity.
0:16.0	Wicked, the unforgettable live experience at London's Apollo Victoria Theatre.
0:26.6	Book tickets now.
0:32.5	The United States. The Crypted Factor, with Rhys D Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:59.0	The Crypto, Well, cover me in wristwatchers and call me the master of time as I fly by again, and you have fun.
1:27.0	I cry, what is time? If not the essence, an essence you
1:31.5	can't capture in a bottle, but a mood that when you hit the throttle lets happiness come faster
1:38.2	with us, the healers of boredom, the bringers of weird, shaving the truth off life's bizarre beard. We're back.
1:47.5	Wow. Have you gone to using AI to write your intros? Because that was...
1:54.0	AI study Reese. I think that's how they've grown so quick. Perhaps. I don't understand how you get
1:59.7	like two minutes and you just write poems like that in that
2:02.9	space of time.
2:03.6	It's a real insight into what's bubbling away on the inside.
2:06.3	Oh, oh, thank you.
2:07.7	Yeah, it's just like whatever comes to me, you know.
2:10.4	It's a useless skill other than that.
2:12.9	Other than the utilization of it.
2:15.9	That's far from useless.
2:17.6	The thousands of people around the world that are waiting at the end of that incredible
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