#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Join Schnebly and Toth in this gut-busting double-feature episode of The Shallow End! 🎙️Dive into the Shallow End with our first story, exploring the ludicrous escapades of a con artist who masqueraded as a pastor. We will examine the chaotic journey of this pseudo-priest and the comedic fallout of his not-so-sacred schemes. But hold onto your hymnals because the second half is not for the faint of heart. Switching gears, we spin the web of a man whose terror of spiders led to a disaster of epic proportions. Discover how one tiny arachnid triggered a series of events that turned into a nightmare, causing a catastrophic ripple effect that left the community in stitches (and the property in ruins). Filled with Schnebly's wit and Toth's biting commentary, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity's sanity. Tune in, share, and subscribe for more tales from the Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. It's a shame that we didn't start recording maybe three minutes sooner because
0:28.8	you could have heard Jethro and I trying to get our mics working and our levels right and it sounded
0:35.9	sort of like this. two one two one two one
0:40.4	wait this isn't work no hey hang on me can what hello i can't i can see you look hello yeah we're
0:46.9	broadcast professionals that's what the pros do yeah they make it sound easy that's how we do it
0:53.4	downtown as the kids say.
0:57.4	Oh, the kids.
0:58.6	The kids.
0:59.0	Oh, the kids.
1:00.7	With their boogaloo and their flare pants.
1:05.0	Flair pants.
1:05.9	Yeah.
1:06.8	Yeah.
1:07.1	What's older?
1:07.7	Flair pants or flare pens?
1:09.8	Ooh, great question.
1:11.7	Thank you.
1:12.5	I'm going to say Flair Pants would be. I'm going to go with you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Do they still make Flair Pins? I think so. Let me ask Kat. She is a pen officiant auto. Kat, did they still manufacture flare pens?
1:28.5	Yeah.
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