#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's Jethro.
0:01.7	Due to an unforeseen family situation, we were not able to record a new shallow end for this week.
0:08.0	Please enjoy this command performance of a previous episode, and we'll have a brand new one for you, fresh from the podcast oven next week.
0:16.9	It began long ago.
0:19.3	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
0:23.2	Little League practice.
0:25.4	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things
0:31.7	would go horribly wrong.
0:34.6	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
0:37.9	You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
0:40.7	Hey, Lynn, Kat's joining us for this episode.
0:43.6	I love episodes when Kat's with us.
0:46.5	I'm glad you do.
0:49.2	Last night, Kat and I went to hang out with my sister who was staying at a hotel. And we went over for a few
0:57.9	drinks, happy hour. And there was a group sitting right next to us. And come to find out they were
1:04.2	a night away from heading out on a big family cruise together. And they were doing shots. Oh, boy.
1:10.9	And they were getting silly.
1:12.8	And after about two hours, one of them comes over and just goes, hey, what's up?
1:19.0	You guys seem really cool.
1:21.9	Do you want to go on a cruise with us?
1:23.4	They were like, she was inviting us to go on a cruise with them.
1:28.4	Then she immediately, she took Kat's phone and typed in her digits, and now they've been
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