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If I have to strike Abby just said that she would want me to give away

everything I've earned for me to look like Matt Wright.

That's not what I said.

I would give everything away from that right to come and be on the show,

but I don't know if I want him to be your replacement.

I said, I would give up all of this to look like Matt Wright.

And she said, I would too.

Meaning like you would give away what I have built for me to look like Matt Wright.

No, I meant no, I meant that I wouldn't give up everything to look like that right.

We were talking about him earlier this morning.

So he came back up and I didn't really know all that much about him.

And I started watching his videos and I'm like, this is just not fair.

Like God is like, he gave him great looks and he's funny.

There's got to be something super wrong with this dude somewhere down the line.

You should only be able to get one.

I feel that way about Natalie Portman who is beautiful, talented actress,

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