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090423 - Full Show - Part One

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🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:15.6

Trying to do a nice thing, but it's backfired on her here. All she wants to do is send her

0:19.5

TikToks out or Instagrams out. She wants to help you guys try to save some money.

0:24.0

Well, in this particular case, she went over the line for some people, calling her a cheap

0:28.8

cheap skate and saying this was just over the line. This guy out of Australia will literally

0:38.8

peel his bananas before he buys them because you pay by weight. So he refuses to pay for the peel

0:46.7

and will peel it in the grocery store before bagging it and weighing it. And this isn't the

0:52.0

first time he's done something like this. It's a really sad picture by the way. And I was like

0:56.1

because you know bananas brown real fast. It's one solitary peeled banana in a plastic bag on the

1:04.1

like when you go through the self checkout and you have like, you know, you have the little

1:08.4

scale and you put it on there just a sad little peeled banana shoved in a bag just sitting there

1:14.0

as he's checking out. Now he's not the only one who does this because I saw a documentary clip of

1:20.0

a woman who does the same thing, but she'll even go as far as taking grapes off the vine because

1:25.1

she refuses to pay for the vine. She'll break broccoli stocks because she's like, I don't

1:29.6

need to stock. I'm not going to pay for it. So if she has a part of the fruit or vegetable,

1:34.6

that she is not going to eat, she will remove it so that it does not get weighed and she does not

1:38.8

pay for it. I'm going to put that in my special instructions the next time I do Instacart and

1:43.2

ask them to peel my bananas for me. It does make some sense because you really save it. Because

1:50.2

well, I mean, you could look at it like how much are you saving today? Probably not much,

1:55.0

but over the course of the year with all the other things they're hacking on could be $100.

2:00.4

Yeah. Hundreds. Hundreds. Oh, that much. Hundreds. No, like, we don't know.

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