And good morning, everybody.

It's a Saturday morning, and a pleasure to have you here.

And we have three hours to go on the show, followed by Leo Leport, the tech guy.

So let me give you the phone number.

And it's been a little while.

So a number to call in for the kind of legal advice that I dispense.

800 5201534, 8005201534.

And what ends up happening at the top of the hour, usually the lines are empty or some people

that hung up and were on our way.

So top of the hour is always the best time to call because towards the body of the show,

what will happen is we'll be jammed and you'll or and then you'll be on hold for a while.

So coming in now, you're in pretty good shape.

800 5201534.

That's 800 5201534.

And as I've explained many, many times, the way call-in shows work, which is why I have such a tough time doing call-in during the week,

is because I'm at the mercy of callers. The show really becomes about you. And you know how much

I hate that because everything should be about me. So anything that's about you is very, very

distressing to me. And so what ends up happening is

sometimes people don't call in. Sometimes they call them like crazy. So when people don't call in,

what we do is immediately revert to the default, which is...

Now, I've gone as long as 12 or 13 minutes on that one.

And usually the lines come in pretty good because all you have to do is listen to this for five or six minutes.

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