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The Archers

09/05/2023

The Archers

BBC

Fiction, Arts, Drama, Performing Arts

4.09K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Jazzer’s in a good mood after pranking Martyn Gibson at work. He practises his Azerbaijani wrestling moves with Tracy ahead of tomorrow night’s Eurovision Show mini-rehearsal. Brad thinks it’s gross and embarrassing, nothing like the showmanship in World Wrestling Entertainment. Jazzer and Tracy determine to make it more of a spectacle, whipping themselves up by swapping insults. But then Tracy loses it and slams Jazzer against the sideboard, which leads to Jazzer storming out in high dudgeon. Later, Tracy’s dragged Brad to The Bull to do his homework while she’s serving. Jim’s dismayed to hear about the friction between Jazzer and Tracy. He mollifies Tracy by telling her that Jazzer thinks he’s the luckiest man alive to be marrying her. He’s grateful every day. Later, Tracy’s discussing with Brad what he should wear to the wedding, when Jim rushes in. It’s Jazzer - there’s been an accident! Elizabeth’s impressed by Freddie’s Let It Grow gardening initiative in the grounds at Lower Loxley. Brad’s impressed by Freddie’s plans for putting together a mini-mix of Swedish bangers for the Eurovision Show. Later, Elizabeth confronts Freddie with evidence that the controversial painting of the ship’s officer has been badly damaged during its removal process. Freddie is stunned that Elizabeth thinks he deliberately cut it. Freddie insists it wasn’t him, eventually managing to convince Elizabeth. But now they will have to get a restorer in to repair it at great expense – and she dreads to think what the trustees will have to say about the matter.

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts

0:04.8

You're listening to Tuesday's episode of The Archers, from BBC Radio 4.

0:10.0

Music Radio Music

0:26.4

Ah, you're never sexier than when you're shifting furniture.

0:30.2

And I love.

0:31.5

Come here, you.

0:33.5

Mmm.

0:34.5

Ah, you're cheerful.

0:36.5

Good day at work then.

0:38.0

Any day Martin Gibson gets his come-up, this is a good year.

0:40.6

What happened?

0:41.6

He's got it in his head, he wants to be mere hands-on.

0:44.4

Martin Gibson, hands-on.

0:46.4

He wants to learn a bit farrow, and who Matt is done in his way, so I told him to go ahead

0:51.2

and take a look in one of the arcs.

0:52.8

She's just a 10-way one.

0:54.2

Aww.

0:55.2

Now, Tracy, how would you approach 200 kilos of protective new mumps, streaming with hormones?

1:00.8

Very cautiously.

1:02.4

No, Mr. Gibson.

1:03.7

He barrels right up the sticks his head straight inside the arc.

1:07.4

Next thing I see, the so-charging after his back's aid, Muthwaidum.

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