Hey, everybody. Thanks for tuning in to the recovering fundamentalist podcast. We're your host, Brian, Nathan. I'm J.C. And it is good to be here with you guys. We have made it to the month of november can you believe

we are almost two years in on recording this podcast october is gone november is here it's

we made it through satan's holiday we made it through halloween come on dude did you see a picture of that

sign that someone hung up on their door uh it said attention satanic socialist this is a picture of that sign that someone hung up on their door. It said, attention satanic

socialist. This is a home of a patriotic Christian family. We work hard, underlined, pay taxes,

underlined. We do not celebrate Satan's Day. We do not give away free candy to lazy,

entitled, preloaders. No handouts. Welcome to America! Exclamation point! Exclamation point. If you want candy, get a job and find Jesus. Oh, no. Now,

doesn't that just make you want to become a Christian right there? What church do you go to so I can come worship with you on Sunday?

Hey, it's the same church. It's the same church in Tennessee that had a sign up in front of their church building.

I actually had to stop and turn around and go back and take a picture it said eternity smoking or non-smoking and then

right under that and then right under that was their sign that said everyone welcome it's like

really oh no yeah i saw a sign out in front of a house and said the only ghost is the holy ghost

that lives here oh boy, that's so bad.

See, this is why I don't even worry about it.

When kids come to my door on Halloween, man, I'm going to start dressing up like Santa,

and we're going to start handing out candy canes because y'all know Halloween's the first night of Christmas in our house.

Oh, yeah.

We had some friends over being that we're in South Georgia now.

We invited over a bunch of college students and some friends,

and we got together and baked sugar cookies and drank eggnog.

Listen, millennials, they don't know what eggnog is.

We introduced eggnog to a whole group of college students that had never had it before.

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