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Episode One

086 - E1 Washes Up

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

A plane crash leaves Andrew, Branson, and Charles stranded on a remote beach.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Last time on episode one.

0:02.0

Wow.

0:03.0

A portal.

0:04.0

How can that be?

0:05.0

I read about this in flight school.

0:08.0

The swirling purple.

0:10.0

Oh my god.

0:12.0

Is this the twisting nether they warned us about?

0:14.0

If it is, we're the first ones to enter it.

0:19.0

Tim, we're gonna be one to enter it. Tim, we're going to be heroes. Oh my god, my head.

0:45.4

Andrew.

0:46.9

Andrew, wake up.

0:50.6

Oh, Jesus Christ.

0:53.4

Where's Charles?

0:54.9

Charles, I'm over here

0:56.1

I'm over here, Charles, wake up. I've got a seaweed on my head, and I've got a barnacle in my ear I just pulled out.

1:01.6

Let go of the money, man. It's not that important right now.

1:04.0

Sal saggy.

1:05.3

Yeah, I think I'm all right.

1:08.1

A whole motte's like salt water.

1:10.2

It's thinking in my lungs

1:11.1

Jesus Christ

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