The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Black Box Recording of Flight 224 Ben. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of Terre Haute Air and welcome to the Flight

24 Ben with regular service to Brooklyn.

Our estimated flight time is one hour and ten minutes.

Federal regulations require that carry-on items are showed prior to closing the aircraft

door and that no firearms are allowed onto the aircraft.

However, local Terahot law requires that all men carry six

shooters at all times in case of more bin Ladens, and then all women carry those little

Wild West prostitute guns in their bras at all time. So in the case of these contradicting

laws, TaraHot Air just says, do whatever you think is best at any given time. Furthermore,

not wearing a bra on this fight for you to keep your gun in is a crime punishable

by up to five years in jail.

Women are implored at this time to remain seated as the air marshal will be coming around

at this time to make sure your bras are fastened properly.

Please inform the attendance if you are having difficulty selling your items in the overhead compartment

and they will promptly call you a pussy and ball you until you can do it yourself.

If you are seated in an exit row, please review the safety instructions pamphlet, as you'll be expected to assist the crew in case of an evacuation.

If you are seated in the front row, please review the safety instructions pamphlet as well, as you'll be expected to help land the plane

and invent that our pilots are too bored or too drunk or too stupid to continue flying.

So please take your seats and buckle your seat bills at this time. Your flight attendants today

will be me, Nidge, and I'm joined by Romeo. He will say that his scarf is part of the uniform

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