This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 81 of. Excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a hardcore look, get some soft core

cries. I'm your boy, Leroy. Coming at you straight out of the closet with a couple stories that are real stincers.

We'll meet two badasses who break the law while breaking wind. I'm super

excited for this one. Before we let her rip, if you're a new listener, first of all I apologize, the show isn't usually this immature.

And secondly, please, can you do me a solid and give that subscribe button a smack on the ass so you can get these episodes pushed to you as soon as they come out.

Even if you don't like the show, just let it download. Then I don't care what you do with it after that.

Also if you could hook me up with a review wherever you listen. I don't care if it's negative as long as you don't call me boring. I assure you I won't be offended.

I rarely ask for these things. I just been told that it helps. It makes a difference so if you could hook a brother up

I'd appreciate it big time. Tell your friends, tell your enemies to listen to the

show word-to-mouth is the best way to spread this thing around and it sounds

more legit if the recommendation comes from

someone that is not the host. I'm a little biased. And all credibility goes out the

window when I say listen to my podcast, it's the bomb, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

I think that's enough begging for now.

Let's get serious and hear a couple fart jokes, shall we?

These ones are coming in from a site called scary mummy.com and are hand selected from an article called 55 fart jokes that will knock the wind out of you.

After getting a whiff of these jokes, I really enjoy their brand of humor.

I'm really trying to squeeze these fart puns out of my system right away so I can get somewhat

professional later on when telling the stories so bear with me.

Okay the other day my wife she tells me she wants to heat things up in the bedroom

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