This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 80 of.

Excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast that takes a hardcore look,

get some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with a tale about an elusive bad boy who was up to no good on a train.

This is the second crime we've covered on a locomotive.

You might remember way back on episode 35 titled Sex on a Train.

There was a skinny pale old drunkard named Raymond who got some fast food,

a box lunch so to speak. He munched on his girlfriend Deborah's carpet in front of horrified onlookers on a crowded train it was wild

While our mon today displays some despicable behavior I assure you it won't be as physically

repulsive as that previous incident, fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how

demented you are. Let's get a couple jokes in, then move on with the show, shall we?

Let's just get right into it.

Yo Mama is like train tracks.

That's right, we're going into the Yo Mama jokes.

Yomama is like train tracks.

She gets laid all over the country. Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Didn't know that one would be such a crowd pleaser.

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