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The Snark Tank

#08: The Dating Game (+ Star Wars Spoilers)

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8860 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2020

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

(Star Wars Spoilers towards the end.) The gang answers your dating questions and solve all of your romantic issues with our combined sex appeal and infinite knowledge of the fairer sex. Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp, a Fake News Challenge, a takedown of Star Wars, the best music of the 2000s, and Derrick apparently doesn't know what a plain slice of pizza is. Apologies for the audio glitch at the start! It's a jam packed episode, Snarkoleptics! (Don't listen if you're hungry)

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0:00.0

You're listening to The Snark Tank podcast.

0:02.4

I'm a woman speaking, so you know you're in a safe place.

0:05.5

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0:10.2

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0:13.9

Okay, go away now.

0:15.0

Hey, look, he's a little dead mean.

0:17.4

Fuck you a little mean.

0:19.3

They say you can fuck with me. What a ring? A fucking little me. Hey, everybody. Oh, me. Oh, me. What I'm going to

0:21.6

Hey,

0:22.6

Oh, me.

0:23.6

Hey,

0:24.6

It's great.

0:25.6

I'm

0:26.6

Everybody,

0:27.6

Welcome back to the

0:28.6

Snark Tank podcast,

0:29.6

Episode 8, I think,

0:30.6

maybe.

0:31.6

I'm Chris Raygun.

0:32.6

I'm Tom Sweeney, and that was

0:33.6

fucking putrid.

0:34.6

I'm Derek Blackman.

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