#07: Coronavirus

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Will the world end because some dudes in China ate bats for no good reason? Would Chris survive without his legs? Will Sweeny stop doing his garbage Family Guy impressions? Will Papa John exact his seething primal rage upon our puerile realm? Is Big Mouth too creepy to be funny? Was No Man's Sky destined to fail? Why is Halo Infinite hurting me with it's secrecy, this is Chris talking I'm genuinely upset. All this and more on this episode of The Snark Tank Podcast. God help us. Also, of course. RIP Kobe

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to The Snark Tank podcast, you stupid bitch.
0:03.7	This podcast is supported by people like you over at patreon.com slash the Snark Tank.
0:09.7	If you donate a dollar, you get early access to every episode every week, $5 to write in and get your questions read on the show.
0:15.7	So do that.
0:16.9	Or we will hurt you.
0:18.3	Hey, look, he's a little dead mean.
0:20.6	Fuck a dead mean.
0:36.2	Hey, everybody, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast, episode seven.
0:37.5	I'm Chris Raygun.
0:39.7	Hey, I'm Tom Sweeney.
0:41.6	You now be here talking to you like this.
0:43.1	Please don't.
0:43.9	The whole episode.
0:44.4	Okay.
0:47.4	Yeah, I was going, guys.
0:48.4	Some black guy here.
0:54.8	And you ever see that episode of that news guy where like a fucking dragonfly or something goes in him in his mouth and lose complete composure country as fuck don't do that what do that are you trying to like do the
1:00.6	do joe from family guys that what are you what are you talking about chris that is so terrible
1:05.4	that doesn't sound like joe you're not even that good way i could do a little bit i can do it
1:09.7	i don't nobody wants to hear that people
1:12.7	will they're gonna love it hey peter uh sorry chris didn't mean uh offend you that's pretty close
1:21.5	yeah it's not bad it's you can still tell it's me though but hey i'm tom swiney what's going
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