And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, the Melbourne Zoo in Melbourne, Australia, is home to the long-nosed potteroos.

That's a cute little marsupial.

It's about the size of a rat, but very cute, and it jumps like a kangaroo.

The zoo is also home to the bush-tailed possum, a much cuter cousin to the North American

opossum.

Now, these animals aren't just cute, they're downright tasty.

At least that's the opinion of a fox that broke into the zoo and ate them all.

That's right. And this comes 10 years after a different

fox broken to the same zoo and ate 14 penguins. And you might remember just a few years

back a fox got into the National Museum in our nation's capital and it ate 25 delicious

flamingos. Grizzly stuff, but sometimes we eat things that we're not supposed to.

For example, a 90-year-old man in New York City, he's a self-professed yogurt lover.

He eats upwards of seven quarts of yogurt a week, but he's also 90 years old.

So we shouldn't be too surprised that he accidentally ate a quart of green paint, thinking it was pistachio yogurt.

That's a big difference.

It's a huge difference, but again, he's 90.

And there's a beautiful picture of his face is green.

But of course, not everything we eat is by accident.

A guy in Texas, he was busted with over $700,000 of stolen jewelry.

And as he was being taken into custody, he swallowed the evidence.

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