#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes. First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fight takes an unforeseen turn, leaving one man with consequences he never saw coming? Tune in to hear the astonishing story of how alcohol-fueled decisions led to unexpected side effects that changed one man's life forever. In the second segment, we delve into the world of neighborhood dynamics and the troublemakers who often disrupt the peace. But when a notorious troublemaker crosses paths with an unexpected source of justice, the result is nothing short of Hilarious. Discover the details of a community's struggle with a disruptive presence and the surprising turn of events that led to a resolution nobody could have predicted. Join us for stories that remind us that life's twists and turns can lead to outcomes beyond our wildest imagination. Don't miss this episode of Shallow End, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and justice finds its own way! Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:08.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:17.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. It's episode 79. What? Of the shallow end with Schnebley and Toth. A little bit of
0:30.6	background. The story that I am going to tell today, and I don't even know who's going first,
0:35.7	is not the story that I had originally planned.
0:38.7	And I sent the story that I was going to tell to J.G. and said, what do you think of this?
0:45.1	Because I was on the fence. And J.G. agreed, yeah, probably. Well, he didn't agree. He actually said, I don't think this is the best idea.
0:53.3	And I was on the fence about it.
0:55.0	And so rather than tell a bad story, I'm just going to say to people, wear your damn seatbelts.
1:03.0	Yeah, you know, here's the thing. It was not a bad story. It just...
1:09.0	It didn't end well. And it was, it was irony, but it wasn't entertaining.
1:14.5	That's a perfect way to put it. Yeah. His demise was ironic, but, uh, yeah. It was a, it was a story
1:21.8	about a guy who was very anti, uh, seatbelt, didn't think the government should be able to tell us to wear seatbelts in cars and he ended up dying in a car accident.
1:32.3	Because he wasn't wearing a seat belt. Yeah. Yeah. So I found a much funnier story instead. I'm looking forward to hearing. By the way, did you know that 15,000 people in America die every year from not wearing seatbelts?
1:45.5	I did not know that.
1:46.7	15,000.
1:47.9	Yeah.
1:48.8	That's a lot of funerals and preventable.
1:52.2	So, damn it, people, wear your seatbelt.
1:55.1	We don't ask a lot of you other than to subscribe and give us a five-star review and tell your friends but we're going to add to
2:01.3	that and wear your damn seat belt yes please would you like to go first lins well
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