#078: Santa's Perp Walk

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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This Episode is sponsored by Better Help Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast! 🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂 Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or derail Christmas for everyone? We'll uncover the details, the laugh of this unforgettable holiday heist. 🕵️ Story 2: "The Politeness Heist" 🏠 Ever heard of a burglar with impeccable manners? Prepare to be astonished by our second story, as we explore the curious case of "The Polite Burglar." This enigmatic thief broke into a home, but what sets them apart is their unwavering commitment to courtesy. Discover the bizarre and strangely endearing world of a burglar who steals hearts along with possessions. Tune in for laughter, intrigue, and a dash of holiday spirit in this unique episode of the Shallow End Podcast. You won't want to miss these extraordinary stories that prove sometimes, the most unexpected characters can steal the show! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share this episode with your friends and family. Happy listening, and may your holidays be filled with joy and polite surprises! 🎙️🎄🎁 Please get in touch with sales@advertisecast.com if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth. http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. Hey, we did it. We got through Thanksgiving. Yes, we did and with little or no
0:30.4	bloodshed, which is nice, I think. Yeah. This was your first Thanksgiving in another country, I believe.
0:37.8	Right, and there is no Thanksgiving celebration here.
0:41.4	So it was kind of nice.
0:42.6	A couple of times we're like, oh, man, we forgot to get something.
0:46.3	Well, the stores are closed.
0:47.8	Oh, wait, no.
0:48.8	No, they don't give a crap about American Thanksgiving here in Ecuador.
0:53.0	And that's personally beneficial to me.
0:56.7	The only thing that didn't go over well was you and Kat showing up in pilgrim costumes, right?
1:01.2	Well, it's not the first time we've done that since we've been here.
1:05.6	It was between the pilgrim outfit orogas. We weren't sure.
1:11.6	Yeah.
1:12.2	We went with a... Well, either way, you're guaranteed a party, right?
1:15.4	That's right.
1:16.1	We bring the party with us, my friend.
1:18.4	You should know that by now.
1:22.0	Well, would you like to go first?
1:23.5	Yeah, I'll go first only because it's sort of...
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