This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 77 of. Exc excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast that takes a hardcore look, gets some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy, Lerra, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet to talk about a crazy night a couple of dudes had at a sea world.

It's going to be wet and wild.

Now I haven't been to sea world before.

Been to marine land though, which I believe is the Canadian equivalent, they're all the same.

There's some sea creatures and small enclosures on display for our amusement,

a handful of roller coasters, you're waiting in long lineups. It's hot, it's sweaty, it's overpriced,

overcrowded, and you just can't wait till it's over. At least that's been my experience.

SeaWorld, by the way, not a sponsor, and it's actually not that bad.

If you have the right attitude, it's more of a family place, I think. If you have young kids,

they'll enjoy themselves there for sure. I'm just being a negative Nancy. I take it all back. It's a wonderful place.

In the spirit of Sea World I have a couple of dolphin jokes for you before we move on with the show.

A friend of mine, he's been real depressed lately.

Ever since his pet dolphin died. Yeah, he says now his life has no porpoise.

Sad. And you want to know what's crazy you always hear people complaining that swimming with dolphins is so expensive

But really it's way cheaper than swimming with sharks. Yeah, it's true because that'll cost you an arm and a leg.

Oh, right everybody, hop in the minivan and let's cruise these suburban streets as I serenage you with another

tale of low-level true crime.

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